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[Carla Goodwin @go93632252]

@StephenKing Speaking of hippo, I hope your hip healed well and you are zippoing around a little bit lighter…. 😉💖

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
I'm glad you asked. See, a hippopotamus is very heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
What exactly is the hold-up?
IT'S THE FUCKING LAW!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Graham

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Not defending Grah, Platner. If he committed rape, he should bow out. Just making a comparison.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I did. Loved it. Sheep don’t die, they turn into clouds. Can I recommend NORMAL? It’s like FARGO Lite.

[Linwood Barclay @linwood_barclay]

The Sheep Detectives. Seriously. You have to see it.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Tell you what--if you knew the whole truth about everyone in the Senate and House of Reps, those chambers would be dead empty. Jesus said, "Let him without sin cast the first stone."

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

"No foreign adversaries threatening our way of life." I assume Sarah Huckabeast means "My idea of what 'our way of life' means."

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Oh shit! I just realized I won't be alive for SuperBowl C. Stephen Miller and Dan BongoBongo are probably happy about that.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

What’s your point?

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Reminder: “birth tourism” and “surrogacy networks” weren’t a thing when the 14th Amendment was ratified and signed into law.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Yeah, but see, it was actually 6-3.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

We’re going to need a constitutional amendment.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Yeah, but see, that’s the Constitution. 14th amendment.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

The dumbest shit I've ever heard is that a baby DESERVES to be an American citizen if that baby's parents BROKE THE LAW and ILLEGALLY ENTERED OUR COUNTRY and had a baby here.

That is so obviously idiotic.

Anyone with a brain understands that's completely insane.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Yeah, but see, the will of this president is that of a driveling idiot.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

We can't let the Supreme Court kept overturning the will of the President like they're decisions are equally valid. We need a Supermer Court that we can appeal to.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Yeah, Jimmy. You were great in CATS EYE, but it's time to give those smoking brains a rest. They're gonna catch on fire!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Democrats aren't Dumocrats and they aren't communists, you dumb bunny.

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

This might be our last 4th of July as a free nation if Democrats take back power in this country.

We can’t let the communists win.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Epstein files. Release 'em.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

In Matthew chapter 21: Christ drove the money changers from the temple, crying, "You have turned the house of prayer into a den of thieves."
What do you think He would make of Trump and his pals?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump is the biggest RINO of all. He won't sign the Housing Bill, & wants to end the filibuster. Thune knows that Democrats could use the simple majority to ram through progressive ideas. Trump doesn't care about the future. HE NEVER HAS TO FACE THE VOTERS AGAIN.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

You can’t even spell the word right. Ignoramus.

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

It’s hard to believe that the city which endured THIS is now electing Moslems up and down the ballot.

What in the hell is going on?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

AMEN, Lefty.

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

The White House looks like shit.. The East Wing has been bulldozed. The lawns looks like they were used for a Demolition Derby. The Kennedy Center is under a tarp. The Reflection Pond is disgusting and fenced off. Trump has turned the Capitol into a shithole.