Stephen A. Mier, Esq.

I write books that nobody reads.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@mv_mclennon @wiseconnector The Lord can fellate my balls.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@wiseconnector Alcohol and groceries. I can’t imagine a sane person considering any other two out of the choices presented.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@HalfwayPost Some of us love fried chicken and happen to not be fascists. Dickhead.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

Asking because I think I might have unintentionally invented a new personality disorder.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

What is it called when your internal monologue consists entirely of you sharing your thoughts on whatever it is you’re thinking about with imaginary versions of people you know, thereby constructing mentally inflated versions of your relationships with those people?

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@HalfwayPost Who even gives a fuck anymore, why

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@uusaint @ReneeGendron All good.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@uusaint @ReneeGendron Not even a little bit my man.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@VarrylZed @TheaLanden Yep.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@TheaLanden Flomp. “The rubber ball flomped against the floor and rebounded.”

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@uusaint @ReneeGendron How bout y’all calm tf down

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@ReneeGendron It’s so confusing I don’t even know what the fuck you’re talking about.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

Everything is a buzzword and nothing means anything and it never has.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@OccupyDemocrats I still can only picture you jacking off as you write these tweets.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@TRHLofficial For some context, I fully acknowledge all the fuckery that goes on. Yes, the one where they gave black men syphilis. Yes, that other one too. All of it. Yes. I’m on your side.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@TRHLofficial I doubt seriously that anyone would honor an executive order from an ex-president literally suspending the constitution.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@OccupyDemocrats Fuck Trump and all that, but I can’t read tweets from this account without imagining that the person writing them is masturbating.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@OccupyDemocrats Where are the bodies, Garth?

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@robreiner Shut the fuck up dude.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

@charl0906 Y’all nasty.