@HomeDepot@Lowes whichever of the two of you is the first to decide to join the rest of us here in the 21st century and accept Apple Pay, will receive a free “harumph” and a muttered “finally.” from me.
@JPsoFLY@heyriddleriddle When someone calls you a motherfucker for brushing your teeth in a public bathroom that they’re trying to clean���
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@Mr_Flannel@bestAJever Gators are pretty chill and really will only bother you if you bother them. Crocodiles are malicious assholes though. @SpiritualSucc