Jeff Benzos

what ever happened to my transylvania twist?

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I love corn on the cob

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Really upset that I bought cigarettes for $15 from a vending machine and even more upset that I accidentally bought two packs!

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@_dustin3v Thank you

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@dan____k It for sure does!!!

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I wanna be prescribed an out of controlled substance!!

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@nightcorewhore 2MORROW!

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I want to start my own funeral home

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@zebra_star88 It’s coming

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Can’t wait to have “Faith, Food, Family” etched in papyrus on the wall in my future dining room.

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@Johnny_Ironic Me too

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@needyneen @___goldrush Hell ya when

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@nightcorewhore @popeyessando I’ll see you next weekend

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Can’t believe I have Covid Lite three weeks after getting my booster!

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I want a pepper lamp

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@sweeeetfry @___goldrush @needyneen Okay but only for the tax credit

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@___goldrush @needyneen I am not adopting a cat that has the same name as my mother.

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Made quite possibly the most important purchase of my life today

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@nightcorewhore Yes

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@AbandonThought It’s an absolute nightmare of a board game. Truly cursed.

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Experiencing severe PTSD after playing Settlers of Catan last night for the first time in over three years

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