Stephen B. Smitfter

Sports journalist with the Sim League Media. Covering the ISFL, PBE, WSBL, SCFSL, and more.

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OTIS APPRECIATION POST (Share your favorite Otis memory)

#WWERaw

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Here's what i don't understand about #WSBLsim

You're professionals. We pay you a lot of money to be able to do simple things like put the ball in the hoop. There's no excuse for the frankly abysmal shooting. The complete lack of effortless or evwn carng about it is embarrassing.

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According to information from a widely respected salary cap expert, if every #PBEsim decides to spend $136 million then no one will be punished.

Is it time for players to demand more? I think so.

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@2Vibrant2handle The issue is that it's a lot like a cocaine party in a hot tub. It SOUNDS great but once you get there it's just confusing and you can't find your keys and the teams from Florida are strangely comfortable. #WSBLsim

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New Orleans is taking the World Series.

You can have a different opinion but you'll be wrong. this is the most complete team in the #PBEsim today.

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@ABenjaminPBE You misspelled Julian O'Sullivan

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@DavrielLavigne I've been told that it's a deep state conspiracy involving numerous layers of power and control of the masses.

Then again, athletes and executives say a lot of weird shit around me when they're drunk. It's a crappy meat patty with an onion on it. Scarcity makes it seem popular.

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My sources inside the Rush organization are telling me that LEIF Kueblerson is threatening to sit out his first game with the team for reasons related to his 500th tackle and get this....college hockey.

More on this shocking development as I have it.

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@casual_sim @toronto_rush Too many people in that family. They should wear name tags.

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Huge trade today in @casual_sim as pegend Sko Kueblerson gets moved from the First Giants to the @toronto_rush for a 2nd and two future 3rds. AND the Giants retain half his salary. Can't say Im a fan of the trade but Iceland's fire sale is through, I'll give it that.

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@JFrostbeard @VHL_Sim Have you ever considered defying all odds and expectations and becoming a professional wrestler? I hear the SWA is hiring.

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@TujuMaster Like this.

Booooooooo!

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I've just been informed that even though it's currently the offseason the @OutlawsISFL have already been eliminated in next seasons ASFC Conference Championship game. #ISFLsim

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I was watching a little #WSBLsim tonight and I think Vancouver might need to A- get their social media together and B- worry a little. No offence to the Anteaters but Vancouver should be crushing them. If this team plays down to it's competition, it goes home without a title.

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With the Tahini Classic about to kick off in #PBEsim it's time to look forward to the @NRougarous to let us all down again.

@OuterBanksPBE takes it all. Bet on it.

Call your bookie. Tell em I sent ya.

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Julian O'Sullivan is your player of the week in #WSBLsim

Hailing from a long line of athletes also named Julian O'Sullivan, the current iteration looks to continue the long streak of breaking records.

And I thought my family was wierd for giving everyone the same middle name.

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@OutlawsISFL The league's regular season champions have spoken!

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Tue Tahini Classic is right around the corner in #PBEsim

Fun fact. 10/10 of the last World Series champions have participated in the Tahini.

#AllFactsEveryday

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First week of games has ended for #WSBLsim

Thunderbunk is the most overrated player in league history. #NotonmyFantasyTeam

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@casual_sim The Hammerheads DID win this.
#Killedit