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Fish dad, Liverpool fan.

[Ste @StephenCahill2]

I am selling 2 verified tickets for The Cure on 26 June 2026 at Marlay Park, Dublin via Ticketmaster. Interested?
https://t.co/U0EtT1Satk

#TicketFairy #TheCure

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away."

ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad.

INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Okay okay here’s the clip

[Mountain Cabins @cabinsmountain]

i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

An ominously good boy.

[misto @mistowho]

Liquor? Ya, if she’ll let me

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

4 yr old: I don’t have any other feet.

Me: Fair enough.

[m @msnetik]

I’ve seen DVD menus you can’t imagine

[rina @urrrinal]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[Amindi @AM1ND1]

amazing peenmanship

[Milito @Milito177]

He’s taking the car for service🙏

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Asked my 5yo what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” because in the summer of 2023 i overcooked one side of her quesadilla.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Pharaohs were buried with their arms across their chest because of the ancient belief that there would be countless water slides in the after life.

[Celtic X Wrestling @celticxwrestlin]

“Alex Oxlade-EliminationChamberlain”

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

My baby can’t talk yet, but she can go “Ah-ah-ah” every time she sees the Count on SESAME STREET, and that might be even better.

[Ste @StephenCahill2]

Oops.