My dear Wormwood,
The Patient is back with the church! Excellent. They arrive with expectations based on Easter Sunday
If the sermon mentions sin or the cross for more than 90 seconds, whisper: “This doesn’t feed my spirit.”
Your affectionate uncle,
Screwtape
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My dear Wormwood,
Let the patient become dependent on their technology so that when the AV equipment acts up the lesson will go off the rails. They will spend half the class working out why the volume isn't loud enough.
Your affectionate uncle,
Screwtape
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