Stephen Johnson

Bass player out of The Twisted Melons. Technologist. Performatist. Gilchristian. Occassional noise terrorist and 90s androgyne.

[Stephen Johnson @StephenMelon]

@1025Clyde1 How many times in a row are you planning on playing Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran? That’s at least 6 now 😂

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Where is my parcel @uk_dhl you claim you just tried to deliver it but there is no calling card

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Primary email inbox was the best feature of iOS 18. It’s unusable in iOS26, getting spammed with mailing list crap @Apple

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Has there ever been an @Apple product as unreliable as the original HomePod? A pair bought for £700 both bricked within 4 years of purchase? Is that the lifespan of products that people accept now?

[Stephen Johnson @StephenMelon]

Why hasn’t Apple put VisionOS into a device like an Anker Nebula yet?

[Stephen Johnson @StephenMelon]

New single from The Twisted Melons on Spotify https://t.co/bPnJOOjT6p

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https://t.co/Z36veCfRBR

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@LibertyCappy @elonmusk Can’t you do both? 🤷‍♂️

[Stephen Johnson @StephenMelon]

@robprogressive @lancelachlan You’re right, the law doesn’t matter to billionaires. They make it, so they can break it and change it.

[The Twisted Melons @twistedmelons]

Episode 16 of The Madman Is Sure:
David Lynch

RIP

https://t.co/GFvXEQn51o

[The Twisted Melons @twistedmelons]

Happy New Year!

Here are some pictures of our show at @McChuills_Bar

We’ve got lots of exciting stuff planned for 2025.

📷 - Harvey John Perrie

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The @twistedmelons are playing at McChuills, High Street, Glasgow this Saturday, 14th December with Angelface and Che Martin

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https://t.co/W8CdZ2lCjT

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@TicketmasterUK 877 in the queue for a stadium show and still unable to buy tickets, you are a joke

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@TicketmasterUK your new app is still garbage

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Did #BandAid just forget about 1988 or are they actively erasing it from history?

[Stephen Johnson @StephenMelon]

@DamJef I think you have been robbed https://t.co/yj0icQQuon

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@elonmusk @spideycyp_155 @wholemars Just replace them all with Tom from MySpace

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@PaxtonRoadUpper @DenzilWatson @sleafordmods Were you at the Glasgow gig?