Jasakwa Bondo

Environmental Consultant.
-Registered member of Environmental Institute of Kenya (EIK)
-Licensed EIA expert with NEMA.
-OHS Consultant.

[Jasakwa Bondo @StephenPeterBee]

What Kenya needs are ideologically clear, progressive and visionary leaders who have the capacity, discipline and tenacity to adhere to, uphold and implement the entire Constitution of Kenya 2010, as it is, including the entire BILL OF RIGHTS and deliver services to the people.

[Jasakwa Bondo @StephenPeterBee]

Mkuu, did you stop Masculinity Classes? These are feminine traits that you shouldn’t exhibit. Mushenee wachia wamama!

[Eric @amerix]

This is a true story:

It is about a senior politician.

One morning, his wife left for work, as usual.

She left him sleeping.

When she arrived at work, she had forgotten her work laptop, and keys to her private cabinet.

Then quickly she drove back home.

There, the house door was ajar,

Something was a miss.

Then, when she entered the bedroom, she found her husband on top of their housemaid.

The first thing she did was to scream for help.

The housemaid looked uncomfortably abused and helpless.

The politician jotted out of the bedroom to the kitchen, still naked.

The housemaid got a beating from the wife, and the maid ran straight to the police station.

The police officer at the desk called the politician. The housemaid was crying uncontrollably.

The politician arrived, begging the housemaid not to escalate the chaos.

The housemaid accused the politician of sexual abuse, and repeated sexual violence.

The politician lost the 2022 election, but I see him all the time talking about integrity and respect for the law.

The wife filed for divorce.

Housemaids go through a lot.

Nitoboe?

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

Ezra Gacheru has gone viral again after confronting traffic police officers he accused of collecting bribes from motorists.

The situation escalated when the officers chased him as he recorded the encounter.

[James Bong @JamieButon]

You think colonizers were playing as midfielders

[𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗 @AlfredMwandagha]

DNA test is expensive. Insult baby mama's friends and you will get the honest news.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

My condolences to you and your family @MarthaKarua . May your father rest in eternal peace. We are with you in prayer during this difficult time.

[MewMew 🐵 📝| Monkey Nerd Vtuber @MewMew_Monke]

"I'm old enough to be your mother"

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

WE ARE MORE UNITED THAN EVER.

Today, we held a successful meeting with the Linda Mwananchi Principals to consolidate our bases, strengthen our cooperation, and reaffirm our shared commitment to working together.

We agreed that achieving our common political objective requires unity, coordination, and a willingness to work together. By bringing our respective strengths and networks together, we can build a stronger and more united movement for the journey ahead.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

@LindaMwananchi_ retreat imeisha late lakini imeisha mzuri. Always a pleasure being in the company of these great leaders! Mbele kuzuri sana!

[Omwoyo @omwoyos42]

Hi warui

[EDDIE MAN @edward_lus86456]

Friday ,Juma Kareem Beer Day 😋🍻

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

"Acha ni nunue kitanda second hand ni save Pesa"

Kunguni:

[BARADHULI @Baradhuli2]

Hii video itawasogeza siku mbili tatu😂🫵

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

POV: The international break is so boring

David Ornstein:

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

99, 97, 92 points without cheating.

The greatest manager EVER.

[TJ @TuvaJr]

Hi

[DENNIS ONSARIGO @Donsarigo]

Babaman.

I sat with this man alone, three times. 2013.2017.2022. A day after elections….

This is what he used to say: "I have not lost this election; Kenya has."

One day someone asked him, " Baba, why can't we also steal the election?!”

His answer was very interesting.

Anyway, someone asked me to speak about Moi, now that I said Kibaki was the worst tribalist.

I shall.

[Faulu Kenya @FauluKenya]

Big dreams don’t always need big beginnings. Start your investment journey with as little as 1K .
Tufaulu Leo.

[Aria Westcott @AriaWestcott]

Stop telling ChatGPT “Make me a graphic”
Stop telling ChatGPT “Design a flyer”
Stop telling ChatGPT “Create a poster”

That’s how you end up with generic AI design.

Use these 8 prompts instead:

[Sifuna Updates @Goldfield6]

"Sasa nilisema, sitaki niende kule Juu na naenda Pekee yangu bila wanajeshi wangu, sawasawa! Nitakuwa Rais ambaye amefinywa makende," Raila

In loving memory of Raila.
We miss you Rao ❤️

[Jasakwa Bondo @StephenPeterBee]

Huyu nae anakuanga sijui aje. Very stale!

[A.M Media @a_m_media_ke]

''Raila Odinga lived his entire life questioning authority. I hear some people say Baba left them in Government,'' Winnie Odinga