Stephen

if you're looking. there's nothing here.

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@izthisJudah Is the brick ok?

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@DreyfusJames @rickygervais Maybe nish has finally eaten all those bread rolls.

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@darrengrimes Subjects david lammy is qualified to comment on, jaffa cake consumption, end of list.

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@DPJHodges Now I know the police like to lie,and politicians can't help but lie.

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@PeterTatchell Calm down fella, you can still suck a strangers cock in the privacy of your own home..

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@AndyBurnhamGM @ashtontownfc 25 years stealing a living, you must be proud..

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@elbow112 @RhonddaBryant That's what happens when you bring tofu burgers to a family bbq.

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@Anc_Aesthetics Lying comes as naturally as breathing to third worlders..

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@PolitlcsUK One pint of alcohol please landlord, oh and do you have a scampi?

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@ATRightMovies

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@SlenderSherbet I told you it was a suitcase not a parachute..

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@LucyTCWife They seemed to have missed the part where they take a illegal migrant into their homes.
Then 24 hours later, barricade themselves into the toilet, while phoning for the police.

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@OldRoberts953 Harry would love to be tea-bagged by a peaceful..

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@CharlotteCGill She looks like someone who would benefit from a couple of Somalian or Afghan lodgers..

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@PatrickChristys Family get-to-gethers can be so trying sometimes..

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@ArchRose90 Thats Emily thornberrys dietitian.

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@SlenderSherbet A squirt of paco rabanne sir, or maybe a breath mint?

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@SkyNews Morbidly obese dave should stay out of the biscuit tin..

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@TomK_Brit1993

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@thesundaysport Well that's india willoughbys weekend bollocksed then..