Stephen Sheffer

Lover of music, movies, craft beer, sports, and theme parks. There was chicken or fish - I had the lasagna.

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@E_Latkow @the_erick_ward His name is Collin...

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The reason why I usually have facial hair is because without it I look like a manbaby or an Irish ghost

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So as an American epl fan, does that mean I can pick a new club if my favorite club joins the super league?

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Look, I know my arms are too long for this flannel but I like it so I'm gonna wear it anyway. #thursdayconfessions #longarms #flannelfacts #rollupyoursleeves #noarmdone

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Hey everyone don't forget to set your clocks ahead one year!

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Protip: if you find yourself driving on tiny roads, you're gonna want to put that sucker in small wheel drive. #swd #protip #carguy

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UPDATE: considering Eric Clapton's views on the pandemic, I have changed my laptop's name from Eric Claptop to Dellton John. This was the right change, thanks. #Delltonjohn #DELL #COVID19 #Saturdaynightsalrightfortyping #typingdancer

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@mama_nik @PLinUSA Oh yeah he's super respectful

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Still celebrating Thanksgiving over here as im thankful for the best league in the world. I'm also thankful for Bruno Fernandes, Alex the Monkey, these premier league pies, and I'm most thankful for Tim Howard's beard. #thankyouTim @PLinUSA #MyPLThanksgiving

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Sometimes I put on airplane mode just to feel like I'm going somewhere. #airplanemode #scareplanemode #seatsandtraytables

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@markmcconville @FieldNotesBrand That was beautiful

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To folks who are thinking about watching soccer, the English Premier League started back up today, it's my favorite league, and it's never too late to claim a team so you can start watching along with us.

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@PerfectPourPod ......BEERS!

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Today I'm going to listen to every album by Fiona Apple and only drink apple juice. How's your quarantine? #fionafriday #appleapril #appleofmyisolation

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Not sure why some people think it's a documentary...but I love it too. #simbaexotic

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It's so awesome that everyone's watching and talking about the lion king again...#wherehaveyoubeen #elephantgraveyard #wrongmovie

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Thinking about starting a blog where I review lean cuisine frozen pizzas and call it lean quarantine...#leanquarantine #staylean #shefferinplace #sheffisolation

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https://t.co/jDHfPTw2M5
#Isolation

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@JungleCruise Hoping this is just because of the trailer. But it doesn't feel like a comedy...which is sad because the attraction is already making jokes as you're boarding the boat...