Stephen

...DANGER ZONE

And that's the waaaaaaay the news goes

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"Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty."

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Some people have never had a basement.

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I have decided that my number one driving pet peeve is people who brake before getting in the turn lane and then come to a complete stop in both lanes. Just get off the road. Forever.

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I will walk through the fire
I will not be afraid
They can take everything that I have
But they can't give me my name

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@lindsayspangler

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@lindsayspangler

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Me: "If I get married I'm gonna have kids"
Sam: "Stephen let's be realistic."

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Just spent $80 on a sleeping pad I will only ever use while camping. Why am I this way.

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"Now that guy's got his poop in a group."

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If you're attacked by a bear, play dead. It'll be great practice for when you're actually dead in a couple minutes. #wisdom

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@lindsayspangler PREACH IT SISTA

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Know what's awesome about pangolins?
Everything. Literally everything.

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Life don't just deal aces
You may have to bluff sometimes

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So just deal the cards
And hope that you get aces

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I am a thoughtful guy I think a lot of things about a lot of stuff

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"People who buy things are suckers."

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Somebody named Emily added me on Snapchat and I have no idea who it is

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"I can hear the wild wind howling, I can feel it in my bones, and I know the howling will take me home."

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@lindsayspangler haha if you come up there will be a ticket waiting for you

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Sometimes Heath Ledger looks just like Julia Stiles

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100% will buy someone a ticket to go to the Valentine's Day Safetysuit show with me. Fair warning: I might cry. But it'll be a great time.