Stephanie Horowitz

San Francisco - Nashville - Reno NV native

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

“Tell me that you live with your boyfriend in 2021, without telling me that you live with your boyfriend in 2021.”
Me: my boyfriend and I just fought for 28 minutes the merits of buying the squeeze sour cream, vs. the traditional tub of sc.

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

Watching Elf just reminds me how much women love a fucking plan that they will accept shitty diner coffee and running circles through a revolving door as a “romantic date”.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Trump is trying to scare us from voting because he's scared of losing.

But over 1M people already voted early for this election. That's a few more than the 9,525
who voted early by this point in 2016.

Vote early. Try to vote in-person. Don't let Trump rigged court decide

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

“I am the Democratic Party right now” - love that. More of that, Joe.

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

Fuck YES D.C. https://t.co/TTL83r0DfI

[Governor Christine Todd Whitman @GovCTW]

.@realDonaldTrump, Please stop injecting yourself into crises. Don’t try to tell governors what to do. Instead of calling for calm & for the nation to unite, you were sequestered in the White House basement & silent. Governors and mayors, on the other hand, were actively (1/5)

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

Quarantine life is basically just me texting my boyfriend a link about cannibal rats from the other room and getting annoyed when he doesn’t respond.

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

Atmosphere wants to rotate and toss storms at us (we're hitting all the parameters), except that "cap" (read our blog) is still in place (for now), hanging on, keeping it all from happening. #GoCap

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

Overheard a couple in a Kroger discussing the impeachment and current events in the Ukraine and it reminded me about how i tried to engage my boyfriend in conversation about whether @jimmyfallon was involved in creating his Ben and Jerry’s flavor or if he outsourced it.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Don’t take your eye off the ball family. A major witness is testifying today and he’s using a predictable play to try to distract & divide. We see right through him. https://t.co/nLoxQOMd6I

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

@squareic @spencerpratt Best cinematic moment in TV history

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

@squareic @eentertainment It’s Me!!!!

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

Jon Favreau learning how to toss a pizza is one of the most pure and innocent things I’ve seen in the world this year. Everyone go watch episode 5 of his new Netflix food show. About 7 min in. You’ll be glad you did or your money back. #thechefshow #netflix

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

Literally no one:
Me: BUT IS THERE ANYONE @tanfrance CAN’T DRESS?!? NO ONE!

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

Preach. @MayorBriley, sir, please ask OEM to study this more and ask council to appropriate funding to solve this potentially dangerous issue. Please. ^wm

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

I can’t wait to see which one of the women vying for Colton’s heart on this season of #TheBachelor takes home the ultimate prize and ends up dating @balockaye_h . Hang in there ladies! A true prince awaits!

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

Watching #netflix Ted Bundy doc series and now I just hope no one murders me before Game of Thrones final season airs.

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

Can we just talk about how there will never be any movie that’s a good as Titanic? #depressed

[Stephanie Horowitz @StephHorowitz]

W-wait...there have been THREE Iron Man movie’s??