Here for the Dumpster Fire

Haven’t paid attention to Twitter until… well … you know | Est. 1992

[Here for the Dumpster Fire @Stephk7437]

@marranara_sauce Story of my GD life!

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Day 40 of quarantine, I finally disabled my Face ID 😷😢 #facemasks #FaceID

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It’s always fun when a supervisor orders pizza for a 3pm “snack” and insists everybody has some 😂

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I never thought I’d reach a point where I base how good my day is going on how many times I’ve crashed excel with my spreadsheets 🤦‍♀️ #HumpDayVibes

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Girlfriend: you’re so cute!!!

Boyfriend: aww what did I do??

Girlfriend: you are the greatest, funniest, most amazing person I’ve met

Boyfriend: but.....

Girlfriend: ... I was talking to the cat....

Boyfriend: ......
#truelove #boyfriend #love

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It’s hailing in Pasadena and everyone in my office is loosing their shit over it 😂😂

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Have you ever been so tired you’ve gotten a 4th cup of coffee before you’ve finished your 3rd? #TGIF

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Find someone who can hold a heated debate with you about silly things like which is the best Avengers movie 😂 #nerd #love

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Planes are basically just tricycles.... #gamenight

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I never thought I’d be the kind of person who has 22,000 unread emails on my phone 🙈 #adult

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I’m not sure if it’s the pumpkin wallpapers, fall leaves, pumpkin spice lattes, Halloween stores or Halloween decorations popping up EVERYWHERE but lately Im in the mood to listen to Christmas music 🙈 #isitchristmasyet #HappyHalloween

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Well today’s just been super duper 🙃

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You know you’re prepared for anything when you have a first aid kit and glow sticks in your pocket! 😂

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Wow I’m tired! Considering how much coffee I’ve had! And redbull!! And that nap I took... 😴

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It’s outrageous that we live in a time where a high school shooting becomes “the worst mass shooting in America since February” when another high school got the same title 3 months ago, and our government doesn’t think we need to change #GunControlNow

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The real struggles; what do you say to a visitor in a hospital elevator when you know they’re going to a floor that doesn’t often offer good news? “Have a good day” is not the right answer 😣

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After seeing #InfityWar I’m hoping for part 2, but I’ve also seen game of thrones and have learned not to trust writers with main characters lives 😳

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Going to the gym every day of the week is physically and mentally draining, I’ve never forgotten where I parked this much in my life and wandering the parking lot with wobbly legs is giving me away 😂😂

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Well that was a 4 hour emotional roller coaster I wasn’t prepared for #HumpDay