Steph

you probably hate me. i definitely don’t care. she/her/hers. MOT, OTR/L. #wreckem ❤️🖤

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if German children can learn the truth about the Holocaust, American children can learn the truth about slavery. what are you people so fucking afraid of

[Steph @StephM4Real]

Puppy paddle at the lake today. 🐕‍🦺🦮🐾🏖️🏄🏼‍♀️☀️💜

[Steph @StephM4Real]

Look, I can’t help it that I like cheap chain store pizza. I’m sorry I didn’t get the fancy local kind. At least I’ll tip the driver.

[Steph @StephM4Real]

Yeah, ok. #QueenCharlotte didn’t go over the wall. That’s great.

But WHAT HAPPENED TO REYNOLDS?!??!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell.

A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway.

An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car.

And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto the wrong lawn.

In a nation armed to the teeth & perpetually primed for war, these tragedies are only going to happen more often, not less.

What the hell are we doing?

[Steph @StephM4Real]

If I could find a therapist like Dr Sharon Fieldstone, I might actually go to therapy.

[Steph @StephM4Real]

Decided to rewatch @TedLasso.

It might be even better the second time through.

[Steph @StephM4Real]

I'm swiping and this dude’s profile says "I'm very down to earth..."

and then I see he's 5'8"

my brain? "hell yeah he is."

👀👀

[Steph @StephM4Real]

Daylight Savings time is bullshit and I’m not just saying that because I’m losing an entire hour of my birthday this year.

But yeah that’s a big part of my anger rn.

[Steph @StephM4Real]

Me, while watching @TheRookieFeds: That bad guy looks familiar.

Five minutes later when he says “darling”: PROTA ZOA!

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

[Steph @StephM4Real]

I hadn’t even heard a peep about this until I saw it on Twitter YESTERDAY.

That’s ridiculous.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

One of the reasons the media is so silent about the Norfolk Southern disaster in East Palestine, OH is due in part to classism.

If there were toxic chemicals being released in a wealthy suburban area, there would be outrage.

The silence is inexcusable.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So let me get this straight - Republicans contend that a 4th grader is old enough to be forced to carry a baby to term & old enough to carry a gun and in some states old enough to marry, yet they’re somehow not old enough to read a book which mentions discrimination?

Seriously?

[Alie Ward @alieward]

We interrupt this pandemic to tell you about a spy balloon to tell you about a UFO to tell you about an airborne toxic event cover-up to tell you about another UFO

[Steph @StephM4Real]

Watching #LSU and #SouthCarolina women’s game. Kim Mulkey…she’s really got a “the bigger the hair, the closer to god” vibe going on.

[Steph @StephM4Real]

New house. New job. New place. New adventures.

[Steph @StephM4Real]

Look, man. I’m just doing my best to stay awake.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Overheard; "Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'm guessing the same folks who were outraged about being forced to wear a mask will be might pissed that women are being forced to cover their arms by Republicans in Missouri, right?

RIGHT???