Steph Paterson

#twitterredo just a giant ball of emotions that runs around saving people's lives for a living

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

#votelizzovmas

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

Canelo already won 💁🏻‍♀️ don’t even try to deny it.

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

The older I get, the more I realize all you have to do is give people 2 choices. No, I will not sugarcoat things so your feelings don’t get hurt.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: You’re four. You get four candles.

4-year-old: I get four cakes.

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

...and don’t forget Tristan Thompson. He got the Kardashian yips.

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

LeBron with 12/16 points. LeBron is the only one playing on this team. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

When you lay in bed and think.. if I fall asleep now, I’ll get this many hours of sleep. 😩😩 if I fall asleep now I’ll get a half hour of sleep 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #dayshiftsucks

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

Chronicles of me on a plane for the first time alone...😩😩😩 making sure your carry on get a spot is like the hunger games.

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

#KiaAllStarMVP #JoelEmbiid

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

Embiid for AllStar MVP! #AllStarGame2018 #Embiid

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

i'm actually extremely grateful that some things didn't work out the way i once wanted them to

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

I take back my comment on Gelo Ball. Turns out he’s the dumbest one. You got all that money and you steal sunglasses?? Brrrraahhhhh 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

major respect for @ddlovato and #SimplyCompliacted. Some people fear telling their story.

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

I'm just wondering. Why is it that Gelo is the best looking of the 3 Ball boys and he gets no love ever?? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

Thank god football season starts tomorrow 😊💚#gobirds #bleedgreen

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

All I want is some breakfast food. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Salmon Eggs Benedict please 😍

[Steph Paterson @StephPaterson1]

On repeat. https://t.co/dVfGBpzVKN

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

March 3rd.
My debut album.
The day my life changes forever.