Steph 👑

Bravery isn’t fleeing; it’s kissing the teeth of something you know could eat you in an instant.

[Steph 👑 @StephSoSassy]

I hate when people look at my sweet/cute face and think they can take advantage of me. I will fucking eat you, keep playing with me.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Dollar store Hitler showing off his bling.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Telemarketer: hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It's for you.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Is she available tomorrow? 😭

[bella @earlygirl__]

“I never see you at the club”

ok well I never see you fucking making one

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

I opened the car door to get my baby out and her baby doll fell out, I thought it was her at first 😩😩

[⚡️ Virgil Hawkins⚡️ @ColeWorldSIMBA]

My wife got me a dope ass Father’s Day gift ❤️

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Questions from childless friends

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

😫

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

Brittany Bell (one of Nick Cannon’s baby mamas) just got her doctorate. Look what she did her dissertation on 😭

[Dikkat Medya @dikkatmedya]

Yolda gördüğü çifti fotoğraflayan kişi, yaptığı düzenlemeyle sosyal medyayı güldürdü.

[Abril @abrilzucchi]

what nyc looked like the last time the knicks were in the finals

[Chicago @itschicagoooo]

Said I have an extra Knicks ticket game 3 on Hinge. I got 88 matches. I told them all meet me at Chase A entrance. I’m watching at a bar. I can’t stand these hoes. I don’t even online date I’m just doing the lords work

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

i got outed as trans to my grandmother and her response was “oh well that makes sense, your father used to have sex with men for heroin so it runs in your genes”

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[TransgenDeer🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[mariana Z @mariana057]

You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?

That's not allowed in bowling.

I know that now…

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭