Stephen

Going bald and getting fat.

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@LegacySiu Anelka

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@GolfTipsChecker Me and my dad both got Lowry

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@SkyBet What is the point of this special?! 1/100, maximum stake £1 😂 There has to be a safer way to win a penny!

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@bet365 my account gets emptied overnight. I make contact via email for answers. Reply says account now suspended, contact us via Live chat and speak to an agent. Live chat is a virtual agent that you can't get passed. Now I'm in limbo, the day before Royal Ascot! Bravo.

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

Retweet this to win a teamsheet from Wembley signed by Kevin Maher

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@fesshole Jerk chicken would have been more appropriate

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@fesshole I spent 10 minutes reading this thread looking for the fess! Exhausted now.

[Alan G Partridge @ThisisPartridge]

Elon is an anagram of Noel. Noel means Christmas. A shortening of Christmas is ‘X’mas. Jesus was born on Xmas day. So is Elon Jesus? Worth thinking about. Is Elon Santa? No but again, worth thinking about.

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@CJPhillips1982 Chris Powell

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@CinemaTweets1 Finally. The book is brilliant, and no doubt the film will be.

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

🤣

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@ATRightMovies My prized possession.

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@misskaren1981

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@Lady549906821 As long as you tag me!

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@MLovetube2 @Lady549906821 get involved

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@PhilipL47837986 @Lady549906821

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@Lady549906821 It should be compulsory. Everyone gets a 10 minute porn break.

[Stephen @StepNutkins]

@Lady549906821 Facts.