Mary-Michelle Smith

just the ramblings of a snack bitch.

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

https://t.co/bJqYfTDtkm

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

@piersmorgan You just couldn’t beat him in a debate.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @MSNBC I’m gonna go ahead and rule out that it was one of Charlie Kirk’s supporters that accidentally shot him with a celebratory gun shot.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

The media is not your friend.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Pray for Charlie Kirk and his family

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

@BravoTV what kind of “investment” on a Birkin do you think it would take to get Dorit off tv forever? Asking for me… because she’s gross.

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

@IsntDaveOne @queensofbravo @sexidance I can’t stand this bitch. She wants to stay relevant so she treats everyone like shit and throws fits to avoid being questioned about her shit ass behavior. Maybe if someone gives her a Birkin she’ll stfu and go away forever.

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

Doritos taste like sawdust fucked taco seasoning and made a baby with a nub for a leg.

[Cut4 @Cut4]

not a want but a NEED

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

I am at the gym a lot (in fact my baby niece called me while I was in the gym yesterday and if I don’t call her back she’s gonna prob send one of her dads monster dumps to me in the mail)- but either way, I love seeing strong ass women in the gym. Different bodies. All bad ass.

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

Just watched @bertkreischer special “Lucky” while on the treadmill at the gym. 5am I’m LOL snort laughing, and crying. I feel something behind me, and as wipe the sweat and tears off my face I look back and everyone is staring. Best special yet.
🤣
#WatchIt #Lucky #ovenmitts

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

I have no business wearing a crop(ish) top in the gym yet here I am at 41 doing it anyway. #yolo
Plus I love pissing off MSU fuckers.
#gogriz #upwithmontana #universityofmontana

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

Happy 40th birthday @TurtleSoupMix.
I miss you. 🥹🩵

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So traumatic to answer an email 🤷‍♂️ 😂

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

I love a good guitar solo. I love Lenny Kravitz. Probably an unhealthy amount. But have you ever really listened to his lyrics?

It’s like Dr. Seuss for ADHD moms.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Today while walking my 3 year old daughter a group of “Slava Ukraini” protesters followed us around and shouted as my daughter grew increasingly anxious and scared.

I decided to speak with the protesters in the hopes that I could trade a few minutes of conversation for them leaving my toddler alone. (Nearly all of them agreed.)

It was a mostly respectful conversation, but if you’re chasing a 3-year-old as part of a political protest, you’re a shit person.

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

I just caught myself looking at houses and properties for sale in my hometown.

Someone please come slap me and remind me that the only way I’ll go back is if I really wanna get hooked on meth and deadbeats (again).
#nothanks

[Mary-Michelle Smith @StepsOnCheerios]

Periodt queen. I guess he didn’t have anything in a slightly darker black?
#trumptime