Steve ®

Still waiting to be accepted in main stream society.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

Dear @Tesco I've changed the label so you don't get in trouble for false advertising.
Every little helps

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

I've found a sticker that I can relate to.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@TwopTwips EXPERIENCE the stresses of running a Pop-up restaurant by suggesting a BBQ at your house

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

Listening to today's Brexit News.
It feels like we're arguing about who's sitting in the driver's seat in a car that's already gone of the edge of a cliff.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

I've always wondered what his surname was.
Blood weird middle names though.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

Sat in traffic tonight.
The car's headlights (behind me) were so bright and the car's break lights (in front of me) were so red.
Inside my, I didn't know if I was queuing or being abducted by Aliens!

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

Yeah. My succulent plant is flowering. Come and have a look.

Yes, it reminds me of something as well.

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

RIP Peter Stringfellow.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@amandaahm @ELCHelp @Debenhams I'm sure they will be in contact to rectify the wonky table.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@ELCHelp hi. We opened this yesterday only to find its only got one leg. Can you help?

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@ELCHelp Will do lisa. It was @amandaahm who purchased it so I'll get her to do you. Thanks for coming back to us.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

For a second there I thought the wife had skinned a Minion

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@KatieSogorski @bushontheradio I believe it's call "borage". You should just be able to dig it up prior to going to seed. It won't then come back the next year. (Google who to get rid of borage)

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@Midgetgems26 I might just have a flat tyre then.
See you soon mate. Keep up the great work. Xx

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@Midgetgems26 Yeah all good in the main. Don't get much chance to be honest that and the fact that I haven't been funny in months. Lol.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@Midgetgems26 Cheers Midge. Hope you're well mate?

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@Midgetgems26 I also managed to get my carnivorous plant to flower this year as well. Quite unusual.

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

@brian_bilston Good luck Brian. You won't need it. Xx

[Steve ® @SteptoeSmith46]

Hi. Not sure you'll be able to help? I'm looking for a phone cover.
My favourite things?

They are:

Cats who think they're Royalty

Pepperoni Pizza

Rashers of bacon

Glitter

Piece of piss mate: