Sterling Archer

The Best of Archer!

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

"You better call Kenny Loggins... Cause you're in the danger zone!" Check it out https://t.co/8FmEpNVnDn #Archer #tshirt

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

Archer: Lana, lana, lana, lana, LANNNNNAAAAAAA!!
Lana: WHAT!!!?
Archer: Danger Zone....

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

Archer: "Wow, what a pussy. I could barely even keep up, he was spilling the beans so fast."
Lana: "Well, you threatened to shove a knife up his dick hole. Which, again, ick."

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

Archer: "Well, I mean, I think we should put our best foot forward here."
Ray: "Or at least our best five inches. Hey-oh! "

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

Ray: "Crocodiles don't have ears! "
Archer: "They absolutely have ears, shit-head!"

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

Archer: "Well then it’s official, the sweater vest is literally good for nothing."

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

"I am drunk, or I wouldn't be talking to you."

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

Archer: "Woodhouse! What are you doing?"
Woodhouse: "Uh, sitting down sir."
Archer: "What, at the table? Like people?"

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

Lana: "Just promise to use your powers for good."
Krieger: "Hahahah, no."

[Sterling Archer @SterlingArcherQ]

Archer: She doesn't look like she's just turning 17.
Lana: No, she looks like she's just turning 18.
Archer: Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...