StethoNope

OMS1 📚 drowning in textbooks & FL sunshine ☀️

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

Dad: "try to relax today, take it easy, get some rest"
Me: "definitely, I could use it"
*starts studying pharmacology*

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

I absolutely love organic chemistry; I'm not sure if anyone else in the world can sympathize

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

"I must have done the math wrong because it says you should be getting around negative 11 hours of sleep" "no, that sounds about right"

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

SOS HELP I dropped one of my Staedtler pens tip down and now it won't work, can this be fixed?

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

Cannot help myself from feeling guilty about not studying, what is a break?

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

Because who doesn't have bongo drumming patients?

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

Sunday morning, grade is falling. Feel the panic, sinking in. #maroonfivefinalsremix

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

Why do I even watch my friends' snapchat stories when I know they had a party I had to study through?

[JonB_954 @JonB_954]

The answer for stressing is praying, some things are beyond our control.

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

4 hrs* 3* 2*

*daily

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

"Once you go black you never go back" - me, discussing how I take my coffee

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

"I don't want to give birth; why can't I just have a baby by diffusion?"
"Do you want a lipid soluble baby?" #finalsdelirium #girlmedtwitter

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

When it's the last Friday night of the semester #burnout

[Sujay Kansagra, MD @ThatSleepDoc]

Last Friday night, Read textbooks on table tops, Kept working til four o'clock, Think I slept but I forgot.

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

"How are exams going?"

[StethoNope @StethoNope]

My favorite thing about studying medicine is constantly diagnosing myself with rare lethal conditions #hypochondriac

[Student Dr. @DrKnowsNothing]

Boy: So you're in med school?
Me: Yeah
Boy: What are you studying?
Me: 😐 Bye

[Medical Axioms @medicalaxioms]

Every hospital has a few doctors who strike fear and dread in the hearts of all who see them.

Make them your friends.