Steve Melvin

Aspiring professional podcast guest. Silent stalker of NHL tweeters.

[XBOX @XBOX]

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Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[Steve Melvin @Steve_Melvin]

Yeah...I think I'm done with this place.

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@Super70sSports These came out of the box with chew marks on them. You can’t convince me otherwise.

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@jtbourne I will just leave this here, sir.

https://t.co/hIqAnxKIxS

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Steve Melvin @Steve_Melvin]

Will someone please tell these idiots that nearly every state is still counting votes?

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@cultureoflosing Well...you do have a choice. I stopped my sub. Sometimes I find an article that looks like it'd be interesting and I can't read it, but it's a small sacrifice for not having to weed through all the other stuff

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@TheBigLeebowski What was the exit velocity of this home run? Wait...hold on...being told this is a golf swing.

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@cultureoflosing This is way funnier than it should be.

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@KKurzNHL Just curious if you know if Sorokin (or any other #Isles Russian player not named Radulov) is in the US as of today?

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Hey @Mets ...If you want to mic up deGrom and Scherzer in the dugout as they talk baseball every game and charge a few bucks for us to listen, you might just be able to pay for Jacob's extension outright.

[Steve Melvin @Steve_Melvin]

@jjones9 For added context, the NHL also did this with 99 in the other precedent.

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@The7Line HI57ORY

(Close second, Gm6 1986 10th inning scorecard complete with the bouncing roller “behind the bag!”)

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@The7Line For reasons unknown, my brain thought of Mike Jacobs (his whole first week was memorable).

[Steve Melvin @Steve_Melvin]

These tweets exist because my 14yr old kid has started watching with me. He is someone very interested in sports stats as a career and it's been so great to have stuff to watch that is both fun and will (hopefully) help him solidify his motivations for a career.

Thanks.

[Steve Melvin @Steve_Melvin]

I have enjoyed @jon_bois work ever since Breaking Madden. He wrote my favorite tweet ever (playoff hockey, cocaine, motorcycle, etc.)

His work, along with @Kofie and Alex is top notch and greatly appreciated.

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@The7Line I’ve learned in recent yrs there’s joy in just enjoying your teams’ moments (win or lose). Why watch if you’re mad all time?

The “If they don’t win a title, it’s all pointless” attitude is terrible. All but1 team wins every year. So you’ll likely be mad every year? Again..why?

[Steve Melvin @Steve_Melvin]

Thought of @cultureoflosing immediately

https://t.co/29i8TU7mFk

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@PeteBlackburn According to Canadiens fans, that’s every player on the roster. Good fit.

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@AGrossNewsday @StapeAthletic Is it growing on you, Andrew?

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@AGrossNewsday I recall seeing his name on “Best available” lists last night? Did he fall a bit?