SteveD

Seeking out opportunities to raise mayhem via social media.

[SteveD @SteveD123]

@ZaydenTech @CodeswithClara AI

[🇺🇸Hot Pepper @Hot_Pepper76]

"Siamese elephants", the outtake CBS could not air.

Tim Conway finishes his unscripted story, Carol Burnett finally catches her breath, turns to Mama to get the sketch moving again, "Go on, Mama."

And Mama fires back with the line that nuked the whole set: "Are you sure that little a**hole's through?"🤣

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@JCParking It’s OK, you are permitted to inform the public and definitively let us know where we are in terms of street parking. Standing by…

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@SharRonJamison @luke_mccown You are wrong- the people who watch the Pro Bowl, a) didn’t watch football all season long, and b) have no real affection for football. Why is this? The Pro Bowl has been “unwatchable” for years, and real fans know this.

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@MatthewBerryTMR Somebody needs a spa day.

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@BrianNizTMJ4 I’ve never liked them and can’t understand why so many people seem to tolaterate them. See how this works? But I’ll give you a hint in the form of a true or false question: “True or false, they are absolutely in love with themselves (in a bad way)?”

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@wingoz @danorlovsky7 Irony sometimes doesn’t translate well to text/posts. It is ironic that some will think this was a serious post (you WERE trying to be ironic, right @wingoz?).

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@TerriBPhotog @kacollinsjr Amazing routine, brutally horrible music.

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@MatthewBerryTMR In honor of Medicii: my (not needed) Peacocky acceptance speech (SECMAN01).”I have always been punished for being a smart ass: at school, at church, at family gatherings, I always got pounded. But, I thank the academy for recognizing my ass-hole-ish-ness. Honor of a lifetime.”

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@bhofheimer_espn @danorlovsky7 @LauraRutledge It’s the little things…

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@RapSheet As a Jets fan, I am always optimistic. Always, never ending, optimism. 🤷‍♂️

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@rotoworld_fb @MatthewBerryTMR @DKSportsbook I get no kick from champagne, but I get a kick out of you!

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@MatthewBerryTMR The Rams are going “tackle optional.” #MondayNightMiracle

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@MichaelFFlorio Vegas is popping champagne corks.

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@MatthewBerryTMR I need a lot. But none of it corresponds to what is actually happening so far. I DID NOT have the Falcons trouncing the Rams on my bingo card.

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Breaking News!

It's officially Christmas Eve!

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@ericfrench24 @SteveRu59401668 @KNBR Thank you. I actually do not think the catch itself was a TD, but your point ice’s it. But, I really wanted it…

[Nick Hendren @nick_hendren48]

Philip Rivers and Brock Purdy in 2000.

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@AdamSchefter @RobDemovsky Other than that, they are fine.

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@Michael_Fabiano Now THAT’S Entertainment!