Steve

Geordie in Spain. Father, husband, son, brother, lawyer turned teacher. A few more but they are my best bits.

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@neiltyson To be born, grow and become dinner in an hour... Ouch... In all seriousness though what an obscene stat

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@brunoog97 Legend

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@magsmighty1 I preferred "he couldn't save a word document" haha

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@ToonPolls Where in Spain mate? I live in Valencia

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Only 1 real answer ,💪💪💪 #NUFC @brunoog97

[433 @433]

What's your favourite 'unusual number' in football? 🔢👕

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@rickygervais Fuck a mermaid with a fish head or fish tail

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Just out of interest and completely hypothetical.... would you guys take Pochettino over Howe now that he is free?? #NUFC

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Here is your difference....

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Big or small, cats will always be cats

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@DJuanan_Ruiz 🙏🙏🙏

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@DJuanan_Ruiz Jajaja es verdad

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@rickygervais Ohhh yes

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 100%

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I hope Eddie Howe goes home, stands in front of the mirror and screams ...

"IM FUCKING MIIIIIIINNNNNTTT. GET INNNNNN"

at least to give himself some credit instead of always being so goddam noble. #NUFC

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@AJemaineClement Did you win the table in your dark bidding?

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Yes we won 8 - 0

But what was VAR thinking with that pen!!!!

"Its a pen but they are 3 up so fuck it"

#NUFC

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@NoContextHumans Ff7 awesome. Go to that Ibiza style place and get pissed

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Hate it when they blow when we have a corner. And more so when they don't give clear pens #NUFC

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@NoContextHumans Alzheimers

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@NoContextHumans A couple of 7's

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@footballtweet Warren Barton