Steve Frack

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I love reading motivational quotes from people I know who are toxic in real life

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Please stop trying to get in a relationship when you need therapy….and an exorcism

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Fun# fact#- people only miss you when you’re doing good or looking good

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Both candidates need a dictionary. Idk what they thought debate meant

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Women are natural born artist, from drawing on eyebrows to drawing conclusions

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Toasters are just tanning beds for bread

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What I've learned from those little crosses placed along the roadside with flowers.....Christians are horrible drivers

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I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more

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My superpower is being able to think myself into a bad mood

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you know what beats rock, paper and scissors every time?
tits. tits win.

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My love language is to annoy you.

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Orgasms are like whippets, you want to be my whip cream can

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every part of a vagina sounds like it was named by wizards

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To smithereens has to be one of worst ways to get blown

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Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don't know about. Attack them……Now they're fighting two battles

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An Adult Spelling Bee would humble a lot of you

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i'm scared of going to an art gallery……cause what if they decide to keep me

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I finally watched the
documentary on clocks......it was about time

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A tree house is the biggest insult ever to a tree "here I killed your father, hold him"

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I'm kinda live a fairy tale life like Rapunzel but instead of letting my hair down.....I let everyone down in my life