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Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡

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@waitmaya 31

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@Alinavisoo_life Umm, no.

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@RightScopee D

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@ClankoMedia Wait you mean they were able to learn offsides without playing full ice mite hockey, preposterous!

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@_MikeSullivan The Florida GM

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@spittinchiclets He hit a guy admiring a pass,hard and a little late, playoff hockey.

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@JoeyMurr Clearly the only guy that gets it right😉. Thats why every year you hear his name mentioned for GM/player personnel roles. On thought you want things that have never happened.

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@ryanwhitney6 Great ESPN production!!!

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@spittinchiclets So mostly empty!

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@BOSHockeyNow @KevinWeekes That is so ridiculously maddening. It was clear early on he wasn't right, this just confirms it. Organizational fail from top to bottom.

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@ChrisPTucci @MontourBrandon Montour was excellent all series, very impressive.

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@_MikeSullivan Just not built for playoffs, knew it all regular season

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@_MikeSullivan No reason he has been off all series Sway should been in in game 5

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@MikeMcMahonCHN Complete choke job, no way rhey win Game 7

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@NHL_Shop Great job @NHLBruins, but we want the cup!!!

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@buitengebieden @AmandaCaptures

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@seattletimes Does it make hitters strike out more and pitchers that cant go 5+ innnings?

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@3yearoldskater Have fun, listen to coaches, and give 110% Best of luck!

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@PhilAPerry Where was he projected to go?