The Drunk Uncle...🇦🇺

proud Aussie & Sydney boy, father, atheist, sports & beer lover! owner and lover of racehorses and racing.

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump spectacularly failed his latest cognitive test

[Jessica Berlin @berlin_bridge]

Russia thought they could conquer Kyiv in three days. Four years later, welcome to Moscow:

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Australian fans: this Friday, at the game against us, I'm kindly asking you not do any anti-Trump chants. Please don't chant about him being in the Epstein files. Or his stupidity. Or his corruption.

We Americans would hate that so much. We would definitely not join in with you enthusiastically in those chants.

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Hunter Biden coming out as an eloquent, charismatic, and brutally honest shitposter was not on my June 2026 bingo card.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Thrilled to report that my deal to play the new James Bond is “95% done.”

[Brendan Falk @BrendanFalk]

Yeah Australia only invented wifi, cochlear implants, black box flight recorders, the pacemaker... This chip startup probably nothing

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

There's 8 billion people in the world, if he gave everyone a billion dollars he would still have 343 billion left

[The Drunk Uncle...🇦🇺 @Stevejolly3]

@NotAvgLiberal Wait.. has she misspelt MAGA?

[sean @_sn_n]

The United States and United Kingdom committed suicide

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit. A clip of Trump fast asleep and about to fall out of his chair when he was among world leaders is going viral.

This is absolutely humiliating on the world stage. Trump does not have the stamina to remain president.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Sure we bombed your ports but not in like a war kind of way.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Australia 🇦🇺 is on track to be there first country to eliminate ..yes ELIMINATE ...cervical cancer

How have they done it ? VACCINES

Yes the HPV vaccine prevents cancer !

It's a modern medical miracle

[Justin Brash @just_brash]

A US commander has arrived in Australia for talks warning us that China is a real threat.
But the last time China invaded another country was in 1975 (a two week invasion of Vietnam). The last time America invaded someone was … yesterday (Iran).

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

As Rudy Giuliani slowly begins the transition from this world and into the dark depths below - let's take a moment to remember some of his greatest accomplishments in his lifetime as a public servant.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Living in America at the present moment is like being locked inside a carnival tent and being forced to watch a demented clown show that refuses to end with your eyes taped open.