Lots of DMs asking where Ive been, too many to answer one by one so I'll tell you here.
Ive been being harrased by psycho neighbours for the last year or so.
Police at my door constantly due to false reports that hubby was beating me, Council complaints about my "noisy" dog, threats, etc.
All done in a really nasty and sneaky way that made it hard to prove. I had a bit of a burnout and got a bit hyperfocused on it.
but...
The fuckers slipped up. We got him on video making threats the pattern of false reports was FINALLY noticed and hes now been told that if he even looks at us funny he'll be locked up.
Peace has returned to my home and my brain.
Thanks for sticking with me, you pervs, I missed you.
And to my "neighbours" I say...
"Kiss this big fat ass, you absolute fruit baskets"
I spent all day in the sun at a baseball field sweating to death doing nothing naughty……
Now it’s time to clean this dirty, dusty, sweaty body up!
Who can help get those hard to reach places?
It's funny how people think we’re such a wholesome married couple meanwhile I’m balls deep in Lola in the backseat of the car in a Target parking lot at 2pm on a Saturday. 🤣