Steven Avalon

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@JohnBarchard @ItsVinceQuinn @SBXPHL It’s one of my biggest gripes as a lawyer. I always want to talk to the accountants, and every once in a while they (or the client) are hesitant. It definitely makes my life easier to have an open line of communication

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@SMB_Attorney I could handle. Would be happy to chat more if you want to DM.

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@SMB_Attorney Private equity involvement causes all sorts of conflict issues, too. PE owning part of more than one firm = conflict checks between all firms involved for every matter.

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@JSCole1 @iradortiz @M3Media_Racing @The_Berg Stop using me to win Twitter prizes.

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone @phoebe_bridgers I’m just trying to make sure she knows her options. You two deserve to meet one another

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone He’s single too, ladies

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone My life has gone downhill ever since they got rid of that steak chili

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@The_Berg @JSCole1 @iradortiz @M3Media_Racing @BreedersCup If it were anyone else I’d have blocked him by now.

[Yoni Muller @yoncapone]

I hope this email doesn't find you

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@JSCole1 @The_Berg How dare you use me like this.

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone I wanted to, but to do that I’d need to shave my beard and get a haircut, plus I’d need to get out of pajamas for the first time in a month. Doesn’t seem worth it tbh

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone These likes ain’t free. Gotta earn them my friend

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone Hmm. Time for clever Twitter jokes but not to text me back. I see how it is

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone Was it that pumpkin carving party you brought me to?

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone https://t.co/WJhuk0rAhS

[Steven Avalon @StevenAvalon]

@yoncapone ...do you eat just ketchup and rice?!