Steven Marlen

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

My Juul hit different now that it’s illegal

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

She asked me why I’m feeling blue
I told that bitch to get a clue 🐾

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

@christopherguz Burgerlords 🍔

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

@seb_sebs_ Duh

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

When you find the song in your head in record time

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

@braaandz @seb_sebs_

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

Why do some dudes have such an overly aggressive hand shake? Take it easy, big nuts.. you better kiss my hand if you’re gonna cut me off at my knuckles

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

Is anybody going to tell Oregon that it’s called Boba and not Bubble Tea..? #keeporegonweird #butmaybenotthatweird

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

I just told someone that I’m ‘living the dream’. Just after thinking to myself “who tf am I” for saying that.. I realized I actually am living the dream. #achievementunlocked

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

I’d like to achieve a life where the hardest part of my day is trying not to spill my coffee on my way to work.

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

I’ve already wasted too much time this year. 2020 is my year forsure.

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

All they had to do was ask.. I would have given them the keys 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

When it rains it really pours.. Pleease let the bad news stop there 🙏🏼 I can handle material loss.

Meanwhile if you see a black Volvo 240 around Pomona, give them a 🖕🏼 for me.. #GTA #FUCKTHIEVES

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

I have amazing friends. I honestly don’t know how I would make it through this life w/o you guys. Let’s go another 10+ years ❤️ #10yearchallenge

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

@DreaaMichelle @wingstop Why is @wingstop texting your man “You up?” At 3 o’clock in the morning? 🤔

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

Thank you to everyone who voted. It was a long and hard battle, but I have been re-elected as mayor of #poundtown 🍻

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

Apparently I do have a type..

If you’re Latina, have resting bitch face, and want to be spoiled by a white boy then HMU! I’ll buy you hot Cheetos and be your personal iG photographer 💯

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

Me: Pizza is on the way.
Marcus: Dope. What flavor?
Me: (wtf?) Strawberry..

Who tf says what flavor pizza did you get? 😭

[Steven Marlen @StevenMarlen]

Driving through West LA feels a lot like GTA when you pass the same Prius uber driver and Mercedes SL every two blocks.