Steven McBrien

I write stuff.

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@ElsaBiog Well, there's a photograph I have never seen! Thanks for sharing.

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@visitnorthyork Way too much love for mushy peas in these comments. Garden peas is the correct answer.

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@Handymanjoe5 @nebel49800 @CrewkerneGaz You mean like the hate-filled idiots who sing songs about wading knee-high in people's blood?

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@carlosgvizcaino @thebeatles I read this in RP.

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@MannGeorgia @BBCRadio3 Bit of an obvious suggestion, but might I go for Sailing By? Because a classic's a classic!

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Dear BBC, I wanted to see the snooker. You know, Shaun Murphy, not Shaun the Sheep. What a baaaahd job. I'm going to bleat some more about this woolly performance of yours.

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@elonmusk Fuck off, Elon.

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@paulkleinyoo They won't delete that (sorry I'll get my coat).

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@lady_valor_07 Find the nearest source of clean water, food, a roof over my head and a way of obtaining an income. You know, hierarchy of needs and all that.

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Please Kelly Osbourne, get well. Please get well.

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Ibiza Final Boss is such a final boss that @jackwhitehall can't even figure out where he is!
#Brits2026 #IbizaFinalBoss

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@Matt_Pinner A frying pan.

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@AlbaParty You haven't just let your members down, you've let all of Scotland down. I am so sick at heart right now.

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@Amelia558rs 1972

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@John2Win John Lamont just doesn’t get it.

People in Scotland do not want Tories.

It’s that simple.

We need to kick him out.

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@MbarkCherguia

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@MbarkCherguia 4

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@campbellclaret Fuck off, you evil, lying, overbearing, bullying, mass-murdering, war criminal cunt.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our fabulous Glasgow TAG Chairperson, stroke survivor, proud mummy and partner… and Banking Campaign champion Laura! Laura will spend today mostly being spoiled rotten by her boys Andy and Jayden, and then a karaoke night with friends!
😀🎉🥳🎂🎁🎈🎊⭐️

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@murdo_fraser How dare you make political capital out of this unspeakable tragedy. If you had a quarter of an ounce of decency you would delete this and apologise.