Steven Melzer

Father of #MIM, Curer of fish, Smoker of meat, Keytapper at @TheNewSchool, Alum of @columbia @UPP_Hunter @UncommonSchools @ELeducation @NYCSchools @IBM

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Why isn't every @nycgov, City Council, and Borough President office distributing masks? Aren't elections coming up? @GaleBrewerNYC @MBPMarkLevine @NYCCouncil @NYCMayorsOffice @NYCComptroller

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

bishops in Avignon and Pisa have a chance to do the funniest thing ever today

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Remind me, how did extremist federalism go when it involved bodily autonomy and human rights? #iwillaidandabet

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Working in #education is fun because you never know if "the Fall" refers to Aug/Sept or the downfall of society (TBD).

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

@renaldinhos

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Dear autocorrect: I never mean "churlish." I always mean "goyish." #plsfix

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

There's only one kind of people who would vote to ban Maus, whatever they are calling themselves these days.

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

I have 600 covid tests and 2 tubs of cream cheese. I'm the Warren Buffet of 2022.

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

@JeremyDauber Poo poo poo

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

#CDCsays You can do sidebends or sit ups (your choice), as long as you do not lose your butt.

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Squid Games, goyish. Gribenes Games, Jewish.

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Chappy no more Chag. For those keeping track, the first Seder is Fri evening, April 15.

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Tell me you're Jewish without telling me you're Jewish. I'll go first. I just bought a lemon 🍋 for $40 and think I got a good deal. 🌿🌴🌿 #esrog #sukkosiscoming #tishrei

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Coming back to the office (optionally, intermittently) feels pretty good thanks to swag and this view. #adminhub @thenewschool @ The New School https://t.co/uC5zSdA1cL

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

There have been more NY governors resign in my lifetime than finish their terms. #byeandy #byedavid #byeeliot

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

Never underestimate someone's ability to say it's not in their job description.

[Yehuda @YehudaHaMaccabi]

Beloved yeshiva secretary.

Elementary school students first learn about death after her mid-year passing. Knows you, your parents, and your grandparents.

Was always the same age.

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[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

@dpkenter Hot takes on ice cream can lead to sticky situations.

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

What's the right #shotgirlsummer update to this? Axe catching is probably a bit safer on the COVID side at least. @xkcd https://t.co/Legz6fRyct

[Steven Melzer @StevenMelzer]

It's good to be back home in the low 100s. 🎇🧨🌋 @citizen #uws @westsiderag #fireworksorgunshots https://t.co/thJzwEZdR9