Steve Sussman

[Steve Sussman @StevenMSussman]

@JennyMcCarthy @hardwick @HardwickMom After a Spring Break preview, "Singled Out" debuted on #MTV 30 years ago today, and we made history! Love, your former writer.

[Steve Sussman @StevenMSussman]

#TARGET ad telling the truth. #LeBron #Barbie #Ken #Lakers

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Melannie are you OK? #Melania

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Melannie are you OK? #Inauguration2025

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Melannie are you OK? #DonaldTrump

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Just wondering if #DonaldJTrump chose his VP candidate based on how much money it would save by not having to buy new campaign signs. #JDVance #RepublicanNationalConvention

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I guess the halftime performer didn't show up, so they looked around the stadium and grabbed an Usher.
#SuperBowl2024 #Usher

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Every other post is about where #ShoheiOhtani will sign or which athlete #TaylorSwift is dating. So I figure we start the rumor that Shohei and Tay-Tay are an item, and nobody will be able to talk about anything else, and we'll break the internet and bring about world peace.

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@BarbasolShave wants to charge me $6.99 shipping to replace an ear/nose trimmer that cost $4.99 new and won't work two months later, still under warranty. Their customer service rep doesn't see the idiocy in this. Not a good look!

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*ATTENTION WHOEVER IS READING THIS* @FifthThird is a garbage organization. Blames customers for their confusing website, then refuses to waive charges which resulted from that confusion. AVOID THIS TRASH BANK AT ALL COSTS!!!!

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I'm not saying that I'm a criminal or stupid or anything, but things are getting so bad out there that I just tried to syphon gas out of a #Tesla.

@elonmusk #gasprices

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@BISSELLclean While vaccuming, smelled smoke and sparks flew. Design defect caused intense heat, literally fusing the brush to its plastic attachment. Customer service was no help. Avoid Bissell at all costs, unless you want your house to burn down.

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Jury finds that #AmberHeard defamed #JohnnyDepp and must pay him $15 million. I'll bet she's sh*tting her pants right now.

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I have one warning for the people at tonight's awards show: Keep my Grammy's name out your f*cking mouth!

#GRAMMYs #WillSmith #ChrisRock #TheSlap

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@bhenergy Black Hills came through. Sent a tech who fixed the issue. Now I have heat!

[Steve Sussman @StevenMSussman]

@bhenergy Horrible company! My heat's out. Called at 1:30, rep said someone would come within a few hours. 6:00, no one showed. Called again. Rep said they don't do repairs in my area so no one will be coming. Meanwhile, I'm freezing, and it's too late to have someone else come.

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So #Roseanne gets kicked off her show (justifiably) for spouting racist rhetoric, but #Whoopi gets only a two-week "suspension"/vacation for spewing antisemitic garbage? F*ck #ABC! I am hereby boycotting them. Until 9:00 tonight, when #TheChase is on. I really like that show.

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Sore arm, malaise, lethargy, miss a day of work....
Side effects of the #Covid #vaccine, or of pitching for #DaveRoberts?

#Dodgers #NLCS @SkipperDaveRob

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#KevinRowland celebrates a birthday today. The lead singer of #DexysMidnightRunners turns 68. When asked how he's still able to stand up at that age he replied, "Come on, I lean."

[Steve Sussman @StevenMSussman]

@JennyMcCarthy @hardwick @HardwickMom 25 years ago today we made history! The first dating show in television history to air an episode in which gay contestants were set up on dates. I was a writer.
#SingledOut #PrideMonth #pride #MTV