I accidentally used my wife’s razor.
Now I’m drinking a pumpkin spice latte while checking my horoscope after just signing up for the latest MLM.
In a moment I’ll post a random Bible verse about “seasons” and “hedges of protection”.
Btw…Taylor swift is mood. Go chiefs!
I think I’ll start giving my Venmo payments odd names.
Like “body removal.”
Or “consensual touch fest.”
Maybe even “male wisdom tooth collection.”
Just to see how long it takes before someone reaches out asking if I’m ok.