Not a Cat Anymore

My daughter asked me not to be political from the cat’s account, but the cat is following all of the good people, so I am keeping it.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

In the lost month of #QuidProCOVID19, I was surprised to learn that my big, beautiful beard would not allow a proper seal of the face mask.

I'm fixing it today with my #COVIDBeardShaveChallenge.

Because LIFE is more important than BEARD.  https://t.co/X56fyXmnl7

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@jonfavs Brought to you by the same folks who put kids in cages and care very very very much about your unborn child, until it is born. They claim that every life has value, and they are willing to put a dollar figure on each and every one.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@mmpadellan Yeah, if MD stands for Massive Douchenozzle

[Tom Brokaw @tombrokaw]

dear mr president,

call speaker pelosi, form a coalition heavy on expertise, light on partisan canon. 10 urgent goals -
speed up the containment,attack the economic
cost starting NOW, report real progress twice a day. no more cheap shots or baseball cap slogans

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@DamienJHuot This goes along perfectly with the interminable “I need something cheery to look at. NO CHEATING! Post the nth photo on your phone...” memes going around. Okay, Pam, here is a screenshot of my home screen I took while trying to cook and turn my phone up at the same time.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@Karoo_stories @ohsurebrandon @LaverCup @Ticketmaster @tdgarden @rolandgarros All I can say is I am glad to self-isolate because I am so DONE with the world right now! Hard to believe it was only two weeks ago that the biggest stress in my life was getting #LaverCup tickets!

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i don’t have kids and this is the funniest i’ve seen in awhile.
😂😂😂

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

please help amplify the below tweet.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@StacyThompYoung 😡😡Maybe they think if they don’t diagnose they can continue to pretend this is a hoax? This infuriated me, that my government is rolling the dice with the health of millions of Americans.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@chrislhayes He is not a doctor or virologist either. I’m going with your recommendation, thank you!

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@Karoo_stories @ohsurebrandon @LaverCup @Ticketmaster @tdgarden I got tickets and I am upset. This whole thing was ridiculous.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@thetommocraic Okay, I did better than that. But that is still ridiculous. Thanks!

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

#LaverCup Did anyone else get tickets on one of the end sections in the balcony? What did you pay? Feeling like I got gouged.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@TheFawcette Thank you for the clarification - I thought I checked that! I don’t blame you, the process is ridiculous.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@Karoo_stories @ohsurebrandon @LaverCup @Ticketmaster @tdgarden I got in around 10:30 pm EST and got kicked out about 25 times before I got tickets. They are not the ones I wanted but I figured I’d better grab them while I had the chance. I’m so sorry yours didn’t pan out.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

After 12 hours, finally got to the purchase screen for #LaverCup tix. Selected my level, clicked okay, got a technical difficulties error message. Multiple times. @Ticketmaster @LaverCup @tdgarden I usually don’t have to work this hard to give someone a few thousand dollars.

[Not a Cat Anymore @SteveNotStella]

@Karoo_stories @danwxy @LaverCup @Ticketmaster @tdgarden It isn’t supposed to close until midnight Eastern time, which is 6:10 hours away.