CALL ME DICKS.

The fucking sexiest receding hairline ever. EVER.

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I SWEAR, HE THE /WHOLE/ BOX. @Trainer_Yellow P-P-PICHU! Oh my Arceus, how could you /all/ of the Oran berries?

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I'D FIND A WAY TO "YEEEEEEEAAAH" BUT THINGS JUST HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE MY PENIS WAS HAIRLESS.

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ONE MORE N TO THE GODDAMN LIST. BITCHES.

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FOURTEEN REDS JUMPING ON THE BED. THERE WERE SO MANY FUCKING MANY OF THEM ONE OF THEM FELL OFF AND HIT THEIR HEAD.

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@PKMNChampionRed SPAM'S A GOOD WORD FOR WHAT I PUT ON YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT.

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@PKMNChampionRed "HEY BRAD. KNOW WHO ELSE IS IMAGINATIVE TO PLAY?" "WHO?" "A DAWN OC, OR BETTER YET A WHITLEA OC." "NEVER BEFORE DONE!" :D

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@PKMNChampionRed "YEAH I'M SURE THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE CHAD". "HEY BRAD, LET'S FUCK." "OH YEAH BBY."

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@PKMNChampionRed "HEY CHAD, GOT ANY IDEA WHO I COULD BE?" "WHY NOT JUST NAME YOURSELF RED AND MAKE DOTS A LOT?" "HOW IMAGINATIVE."

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I DIDN'T GET ON FOR MOTHERS DAY CAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY FUCKING ALL OF THEM.

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AND WE HAVE -ANOTHER- TO THE OH GOD, TOO MANY RED'S LIST, GTFO LIST : @PKMNCHAMPIONRED.

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TCH ME BBY ONE MORE TIME.

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@Trainer_Midori @trainer_aiko @hoennsgreatest @pkmnred YES.

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MAN, @PKMNRED IS SO HOT. I JUST WANNA GRATE HIS FINGERTIPS OFF WITH MY LEG HAIR.

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@Trainer_Midori @trainer_aiko @hoennsgreatest YOU'RE HOT. @PKMNRED CAN I BANG THIS SHIT?

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AN OLD MAN SHOULD HAVE THE LUXURY OF LIVING ON HIS OWN SONS HEAD. I'M SENILE, GODDAMNIT.

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@CHAMPIONSTEVEN SON, CAN I LIVE ON YOUR HEAD? OR SHOULD I JUST PUT MY COCK IN SOMEWHERE AND CLAIM IT AS MINE?

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@HoennsGreatest @Trainer_Aiko @ChampionSteven HE WAS ALWAYS THE BETTER ONE ANYWAY. YOU WON'T LET ME LIVE ON YOUR HEAD.

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I'M JUST GONNA THRUST AROUND IN A CIRCLE NOW UNTIL THE RUGS ALL STICKY. JUST LIKE GOOD OLD TIMES.

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UMF.

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@HoennsGreatest @Trainer_Aiko HI SON.