Steven Tent

(mr krabs laugh)

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@2_sneezy I mean she did break the code but maybe she just needs to own it and it’ll be fine

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@2_sneezy I can’t tell if this is an attack on me or not

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Are you squidding me

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One of my favourite activities is believing I’ve only worked half a day just because I have the evening off, forgetting I’ve just finished 12-14 hours at work

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Is it still mansplaining if I’m autistic

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There’s no place like gnome

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You ever seen a man put half a pasta bake in a wrap before?

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Hate to see all the posers coming to the pub now it’s sunny. They don’t understand shivering in the smoking area like I do

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It’s a good day, not too much rain, pint with my mates after dinner, Mandelson got arrested etc

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Fuck the storm. Punk ass bitch

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Eating dominoes and watching anime. Nobody can cramp tHis style

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Just finished my shift at the long day factory

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Feeling like 1 buck

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Typa shit you gotta jus strip down n start praying

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Cosied up in bed rn, it’s very moreish

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If I ever end up making alternative food products I will be making them minus 1 thing like gluten free stuff will still have dairy, dairy free will still have gluten like save some happiness at least

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I hate when people say smoking is antisocial like come on it genuinely one of the most social things ever. Half my friendships were formed/ maintained in smoking areas or having cigs outside the pub

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I’m out here popping pills before the party (taking magnesium before bedtime)