steven seagull

professional dive bomber and chips eater. enjoys target practice while taking a shit, and scaring kids and grannys alike while nicking there food!

[dave sierra @davesierra]

No matter how shit your mornings going.
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It could be worse....:)

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

cheese!!! cheese!!!! CHEEESSSEEEE!!!!!!! http://t.co/O8pwy5GK via @9GAG

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

sorry i have been away for a while went to the lib dems conference in brighton to see if i could shit on nick clegg like he shat on students

[Scott Taylor @ScottTagTaylor]

As it wasn't mentioned tonight for some reason I'd like to thank @BennyGalea for the 5 years at the club and everything he's done for me!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

Ricky hatton to make a comeback! yes this day get weirder!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

on the up side rovers look like they are in big trouble hope hudgell looses all his money!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

went to bed as normal last night woke up this morning and andy murray is british can this day get any weirder???

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

just found my best mate using the plastic that hold tins of beer together as a gimp mask hahaha pmsl!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

some mothers do av em eh fucking little shits ill dive bomb all of ya!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

@seanyboy190909 im on it pal ill get my cousin sly sam to dive bomb the bastards and shit on there parents! i like my chips with vinegar!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

someone had a big night last night! that curry they puked is lovely!!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

paralympics show tonight best seat in the house perched on the stadium roof target practise a must send me your targets!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

@cornbeith @seanyboy190909 #lacharitygolfday top bombing lads doing your bit good stuff well done!!!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

tuesday tuesday! tfi not monday! short week time to scavenge some snap!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

#ChallengeCupFinal well game over now time to get smashed hope you rugby fans have left some cans of bitter half full for me to sup on!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

#ChallengeCupFinal game over now could get a bit embarrassing for the whinos! coyh!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

#ChallengeCupFinal #challengecup as much as i hate leeds... well thats all!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

#ChallengeCupFinal #challengecup shocking decision lost ball in tackle try all day long great hit too!

[steven seagull @stevenTseagull]

#ChallengeCupFinal im having a bit of this! some wire fan just threw half a burger at me nice one mate peck peck peck!!! #moremoneythansense