Stephen Schlich

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Trump’s plan is to purge this country’s history of its ugly faults. Great idea, if he starts with his own presidency.

Trump wants to purge us of germs
…the hist’ry that makes people squirm.
Let’s list it on Twitter,
there’s lots to consider…
beginning with both of his terms.

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That snake-wrangling Bobby J twit
squeezed the wrong way and got bit.
The beast must have known
of what Kennedy’s prone…
a shame ’twas non-venomous spit!
https://t.co/iRjGJB3CJL

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From a Letter to the Editor...

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Trump renames an institute of peace after himself, bombs suspected drug runner boats while pardoning a drug lord. Classy.

The namesake of Peace? There’s a joke…
your Nobel Prize dream is just smoke.
You hostile flag waver,
it’s conflict you savor.
Just do us a favor and croak!

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Trump’s Oval Office is decked out in plastic from Home Depot, spray painted gold!
https://t.co/j28aS2TlnS

Trump’s office is decked out in “gold”…
Home Depot is where it was sold.
And just like his lackeys
he’s plastic and tacky…
his “class” from a spray can’s like mold.

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@NewswirePatriot That's funny, I'm white and it's not my culture.

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@LFRFamily Bullshit he did. Tell me where. Oh, and show me the portion of the White House he knocked down to do it...

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RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME

Task for the President next at our helm
(assume we escape from the current jerk’s realm):
Level that pig-fucking ballroom on sight…
consign Trump’s colossus to darkest of night.

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@TREV19a @TheDailyShow Show me the video of him saying "I don't know" over and over.

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Enter 1 or 2 Twilight Zone narrations by Halloween at:  https://t.co/Ei1aGHz39X

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READ more: https://t.co/Tr7s3bKkCx

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RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME
The Second Amendment begins, “A well regulated milita…”

You say you love our 2nd psalm
that briefly-worded right to arm.
One detail, though, is past absurd:
in truth, you hate its first four words.

READ more: https://t.co/Tr7s3bKkCx

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@elonmusk The Edsel of the 21st Century

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In Brazil, its former dictator gets prison for trying to steal an election. In USA, Trump lies his way back into office.

So now Bolsonaro’s convicted
while Trump walks around unrestricted
There’s justice down south
but up here, just Trump’s mouth
‘cause his BS has MAGA addicted.

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RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME

Trump’s verbal stumbling through every speech sounds like an id with demetia.

“Weaving,” Trump claims, is him striving…
With complex ideas he’s contriving
to sew up his thoughts
in word salad bon mots.
The truth is, it’s more like drunk driving.

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RESISTANCE THROUGH RHYME
Charlie Kirk’s memorial was also a debate...…
https://t.co/TUQ6ta6vep
Charlie Kirk’s wife spoke about forgiveness.
Other speakers spewed hate and fear.
“The answer is not hate,” advised the widow.
Donald weaved and never shed a tear.

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Brian Kilmeade said if mentally ill homeless refuse treatment “…just kill ‘em.” https://t.co/eQHeTNSLUR

Kilmeade said kill ‘em—that’s hate
…apologized 4 days too late.
At FOX News this scummy jerk
still gets to work, because
like-minded viewers relate.

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State Dinner at Windsor castle. 150 rich and powerful kissing Trump’s ass. Vommit!

That dinner at Windsor? Not cute.
Cowering power rebuked.
Trump loved the ass kissing
—businessmen cash pissing—
I’ve got no choice but to puke.

READ more: https://t.co/Tr7s3bJMMZ

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Lincoln called for “the better angels of our nature” in 1861. Trump could earn the Nobel that he craves by doing the same.

Is this how the battle begins?
A war our poor country can’t win.
If you wanna keep score
Yes, one side will kill more.
But the U.S. will die for our sins.