Steve Staff

A perfectly cromulent Twitter account.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[Daniel Kunka @unikunka]

This article is excellent.

But also this quote — “I mean, I’m sorry, but people seem to really like Two and a Half Men, and none of my writers want to write that. They all want to write Barry. And you know who watches Barry? Nobody.”

[WILL CHICH @WillChich]

Alan Partridge as #Oscars2023 nominees. #oscars
A thread:
TOP GUN: MAVERICK

[Ben Rathe @benrathe]

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.

[R/GA @RGA]

Imagine watching a recording of a meeting

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

Dude. Can I park here?

[Laurie @Laurie1984]

Oh my, this is too perfect

[krow.x @krowxagency]

Congrats to Benjamin Scott, Richard Mitchelson and Emma Bristow for bringing home a Vinegar (Best Digital) and a Chip (Best Professional Service) at last night’s @thedrum Chip Shop Awards for their launch of Google Corporate Translate.

#ChipShopAward #TheDrumAwards

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Pingu (and his family), but they’re all dancing to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

When you hold the World Cup in Russia, then Qatar, then tweet about Pride Month

[Steve Staff @SteveStaff778]

@rich_mitch So sorry to hear this Rich, thoughts are with you

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Hereditary prince in a ridiculous Ruritanian uniform on a golden throne in Parliament’s unelected chamber reading out a Government’s annual plan.

Welcome to modern Britain.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I hate when someone makes an Instagram for their pet and then spells all the words wrong.
Either your dog is smart enough to set up, build & maintain a successful social media presence or he isn’t.
If you expect me to believe a dog did all this I think he can also spell “hungry.”

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of 6 year olds "Invent a new Olympic sport"
These will be rated.
A THREAD

[Katy Pearce https://mastodon.social/@KatyPearce @katypearce]

This is really good.

[Steve Staff @SteveStaff778]

@BamSettis @rich_mitch I’m intrigued to know what this was 😐

[krow.x @krowxagency]

We've loved working with @Adnams to create packaging designs for their Sustainability Collaboration Series. Each collab marks a commitment from Adnams on their journey to a more sustainable future and each design reflects the visual identities of Adnams and the partner brewery.