Steve VanReenen

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You have to check out this store! It's amazing! https://t.co/D4PcqhXXEi

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@travis_shaw21 Wait until they find out what baseballs and gloves are made from...

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@killa_szn @man_dammn I'm a stay-at-home uncle. Where's my jersey?

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@Teddyjradio I mean, not being good is probably a bigger reason. I'm vaccinated and you don't see me suiting up for the Pats.

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@BenVerlander

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@MLBONFOX @BenVerlander

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@JeffPassan

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All part of his plan.

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California Raisins Sue Creator Of "Ants On A Log"
https://t.co/NDJomoRdsX

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If I'm in a public restroom doin a 1 and you come in to do a 2, gimme 10 seconds to get outta dodge before you start firing on all cylinders

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Chick-fil-A Introduces Sweet Tea Vodka
https://t.co/A2G3rklyRm

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Guy's Bank Account Thinks He's Still In College
https://t.co/UI0TvvUSr4

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The only thing Jay-Z and @Nas can agree on is ruining @amywinehouse songs.

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Charlie Sheen Contracted HIV From Tiger Blood Transfusion
https://t.co/z3sIdeETlC

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https://t.co/CdZe5PvhFV

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Whether you like the Beatles or not, there's no denying how much Yoko Ono sucked.

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Gertrude Still Less Popular Female Name Than Isis
https://t.co/Jigl2GphtU

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I like Jesus, but Larry David is my favorite Jew.

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I judge people by how douchey they order coffee at @Starbucks. I order a medium black iced coffee. All of you are at least as douchey as me.