Deven Stalby

just the thoughts that make me chuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! manufacturing uncomfortable conversations

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Hickys are not for Saturday brunch shifts!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Reason why everything is black n white now is cause it’d be hard to notice an advertisement on sum wallpaper or like ja feel

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

The adjustments she had to make during the cuddle def means my collar bones are popping visually and also into her lower ribs!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

@twitchwhosred You’re imagining this one too hard just picture me with a big smile and one of those cool t shirts on���don’t think of my hairy n lanky legs shaking as I blast off!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

I like wearing my “life is good” merch after getting a beej cause life could suck but she just made me cum with her mouth !

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

@twitchwhosred @sloaner___ N it only improved her mental health !

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Woohoo she gave head n I gave head n I haven’t lost a single step!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Not like bragging but like to say my sweaty back peeled off my couch when you asked to move to the bedroom from the living room

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Hate when they say don’t tell anyone about this cause that’s half the reason I bang!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

I love when cops have to be public servants

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Now that I don’t have a lot of substances im texting the people I love!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

@ac2cld Clock is ticking pal!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Imagine I just went an complained about politics the whole meeting what a waste of time that’d be

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Therapist said I was smart, like yeah smarter than half this country that ushered in facism!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Trumps putting tariffs on mesquite barbecue mothafucking 12.50 for sum kettle cooked chips why did I pay that I’m such a fat fucking loser

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Why won’t my pen pal answer?!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Phone so dry I’ve been texting the Snapchat bots back!

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Changing my aesthetic from comfortable atheist > picnic Catholic

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Okay I get not wanting to be cuddled to fall asleep but there’s no way my body is uncomfy now…or is it like laying on a bag o bones idk?

[Deven Stalby @Steveyd424]

Some kid built like Adonis thinks he’s gonna get me ripped in 45 days but I bet that means I have to eat food and like work out