Steve

I have been drilling holes in the earth for thirty years. And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. And by God, I am not gonna miss this one

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Duh?

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@AlJean @realjonlovitz I loved it, would watch but not having Duke would stink.

[Steve @SteveZegers]

@elonmusk Oh thank goodness you’re on the case.

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@VP I’m behind you. Go get him!

[Steve @SteveZegers]

@JoeBiden Thank you for your service. Sorry your presidency had to be so much about your clown of a predecessor

[Steve @SteveZegers]

@RpsAgainstTrump And only you can help me fight back by buying some ass ugly sneakers.

[Steve @SteveZegers]

@JoeBiden According to my coffee mug I won the Worlds Greatest Lover award… again.

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@ConEdison This is not super helpful. We were told 3am, then 6, 9, 1, and now… what no idea? This building is full of children and elderly people with no power and food that is going to start going bad.

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@jpalmiotti The games are so much fun and this looks just like them.

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@ChrisEliopoulos @bradmeltzer she is Wonder Woman. (And she’s getting the books for her 4th birthday in about an hour)

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@andysignore Fury seems like the worst “spy master” ever. Totally ineffective

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@JessicaNigri Lickitung. It’s just gross

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Just bought Clara a slip and slide for gammys yard. What the over/under on me fracturing a vertebra?

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So I guess it’s nothing but shitty reality shows for a while?

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So sorry to hear about Lance Reddick. He added so much to everything he was in.

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@JamesGunn @DCOfficial I love that that’s the image you picked.

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If you ever want to have a really good time with your toddler, bring them to family drag brunch or show. All they see are sparkly princesses, and the queens are so good with little kids.

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@CalltoActivism Never underestimate the actions of stupid people.

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@RepMTG You don't speak for me dummy. I am totally for supporting the people of Ukraine.

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Im happy to announce that i will continue to never read Dilbert.