Ryan Stewart

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

[Ryan Stewart @Stewy2876]

Best day ever!!!!#KStateGameday

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Screw the alarm system. I've seen "Home Alone", I know what to do.

[Ryan Stewart @Stewy2876]

“@HilariousNote: First you dream it, than you believe it, and then you live it. When one dream dies, dream another dream.”

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

When I call my parents, and they don't answer it's no big deal but when they call me and I don't answer it's like World War II.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

there is no angry way to say "bubbles"

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalist playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

You know you're bored as hell when you try to drive normally like the other cars in GTA.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador..... How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat

[Ryan Stewart @Stewy2876]

@KansasFFA It just keeps getting better #TheComeBack #liveit #BOOMTOWN

[Ryan Stewart @Stewy2876]

@KansasFFA Living it in FFA #liveit

[Ryan Stewart @Stewy2876]

@KansasFFA It is just so awesome!! Glad to be a part of it!!!# The Comeback

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

"Pssst! Hey Patrick?" "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24" "What?" "25"

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Whale watching outside of mcdonalds.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Relationships are like farting. If you push too hard, things could get messy real fast.

[Ryan Stewart @Stewy2876]

8th grade promotion is tonight! ! O well!

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Lazy Fact #2374293000238473 - You were to lazy to read that number.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Whale watching outside of mcdonalds.