Tommy Adler

Seriously trying not to take myself too seriously...

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

Accurate

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

Thanks Heineken! Nothing sends the message that you have a very real problem quite as clearly as having a fake beer after 2.5 or so hours of office work.

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

@AndrewGilmanOK Everyone is a potential client. Let he without sin cast the first stone!

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

Celebrating 63 years of thinly-veiled drug muleing! 👀 👀 👀

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

Made my great great great grandmother's 100+ year old red beans recipe today with my great great great mom!
#Nawlins
#RedBeansAndRedBeers

[roger bennett @rogbennett]

US Women’s Team will wear names of iconic women on back of shirts today. Mother Teresa, Maya Angelou amongst those chosen. All Hail @beckysauerbrunn for her choice. Notorious 🙌 🇺🇸

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

@GlamourShots does mug shots?! 👀

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

I don't care who you are or about your politics, if a photo exists of you looking anything like this, your ass is headed to prison!

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

👀 🔥

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

Child wants 🥞
Parents say "no"
Child throws �� on the floor
Parents order it cleaned up
Child refuses to until 🥞
Parents hold, child caves.
Child claims to have saved the family from the spilled 🥛and threatens to spill again soon

Am I missing anything??
#EndTheShutdown

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

@Noahqb7 Here we go again....I'm in!

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

In the age old "football school" or "basketball school" debate, "@OSUAthletics is taking huge strides to establish itself as one of the nation's premier "neither schools"

[Lincoln Riley @LincolnRiley]

👀

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

@AndrewGilmanOK 55 year old piece of solid gold 🥇

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

This bowl season about to see losses by the committee's No. 3, 4, 5, 7, 8 and 9 teams.

Not exactly the strongest argument for an 8-team playoff.

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

Here we go!!

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

Hitting the road...

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

@ameilshadid @travelbully1 Loud kid(s) on a plane is one thing (we've all been on both sides of this) but bringing a loud small dog 🐶?? Where can I get some "Pat Healy" treats??

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

Maybe Jabba the Hutt could loan @OU_Football that freezer he put Han Solo in to help keep up with demand for Heisman Park statutes?? 🤔

[Tommy Adler @SThomasAdler2]

@Breckyn44 is like a 30-year bond investment for @locksoflove!! Take the loss. #LetItGrow #HornsDown #Sooners #4-Peat