Rupert: *on the ground bleeding* FUCKIN HELL JUST TAKE ME TO THE NEAREST MEDIC ASSHOLE!
Henry: hold up I'm making a GoFundMe for you.
Rupert: THE GOVERNMENT CAN EASILY PAY FOR MY INJURIES DUMBASS!
Henry: yeah but I kinda need some quick cash soooooo-
Henry: *holding a dog* ok does anyone have any suggestions of what to call him?
Sven: Xx_Pupper_xX?
Henry: not bad but not good.
Reginald: what about Charles?
Henry: reminds me of my ex.
RHM: what about asshole?
Henry: ok does anyone actually have a good name?
Burt: dog.