SteveyStiffbeans

The stiffest beans on the market

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Hey computa make me supa good at golf

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Tell Jimmy and John to DP my sub

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But mom all my friends can hit their drivers

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My burrito has 2 stops along the way. Why hath the Lord tested me today.

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Sabrina Carpenter Training Center

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More like Marty Sucream

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But they don’t have dish racks

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If bowling well is gay. I’m gay

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If your kid scream cries on a flight you give me your house

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Waitress at the airport told me to have a nice flight and I said you too

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They better bury me with no socks on

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Rich Peverley type beat today

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I was the guy who said Nothingham

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@BookitWithTrent Fuck both of you idiots

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@BookitWithTrent Take it back

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@BookitWithTrent Please no Trent

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Split the G? How about you split me

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Siri play the highlights

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@GeorgeKlumpp @jerseymikes OH FUCK yeah

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Dude just called me a corn ball