Stig

Certified Barsman.
This ain't about you.
Fat & pretty.
Still at it.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Open invite: Built a FREE accountability community Discord server full of resources; Excercise tutorials. Meal prep recipes. Habit forming & psychology info. Meditation guides & more. I'll be hosting challenges with the 1st; 30 days of activity starting 28/04/25.

DM for details.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

For a cunt brain like mine, that never shuts up. Sparring is the greatest thing i've ever done for hyper focus. No time to catastrophise or feel sorry for yrself while yr being punched & kicked to bits. I always leave battered & bruised but serene. Newcastle Fighters represent.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

@SEOTipsnTricks I don't know their names, there's a whole slew of the fuckers have come out of nowhere.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Are you middle class & dog shit at rapping? Are open mics in the scary part of town you avoid? Have you been laughed out of every Cypher you've ever entered? Can you freestyle fucking terribly?

Good news, just do it at a stand up night and you're now a successful comedian.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

@ParlaysMlb43725 Dropped a few insta dubs & features since then.

Plan to make a return this year. I've been focussed on losing weight & building a more balanced & sustainable career as a PT. Now it's gathering momentum i can start building for release.

Once i'm back at it. I'll accept features

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Watching rappers who spent whole albums on gun talk, trafficking drugs & kidnapping man, fight or train for combat sports- is HILARIOUS. Saw some drill mc train wi Haggerty- in shades! It looked like one of them inflatable flailing arm things outside of american car dealerships.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

@salelvis55 🤣🤣. Shields Road in Byker, you'll have to navigate past the mobility scooters & crutches, if they haven't burned it to the ground by the end of summer.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Ever feel like yr whole life has been one long psychotic break & really yr strapped to a gurney in a mental hospital?

Can't wait to be the old cunt in Spoons recounting his crazy life, while everyone assumes its all made up.

"Robbie Willaims paid my rent ya knah" 🤣

..Suuure

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

"I'm smart"

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Whoever managed to convince you victims that the absence of a specific disadvantage in another person's life is a "privilege" was an absolute genius.

Why focus on addressing the disadvantages, when it's easier to incessantly pull down those who don't have the same ones as you.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Me & my idiot pals have talked about how a ring of satanic nonces run the world from 14.
30+ yrs later the Epstein files drop.

This isn't a reckoning, it's them showing face. There'll be no purge of power while we're divided.

The only us & them is the powerful & the powerless

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Hey, we've decided yr defo #Autistic?

Really!?

Definitely! Here's certificates

Ok? Can you explain my diagnosis?

No. Everyone's different?

Riiight? So what does it mean.

🤷‍♂️

Ok?! Is there any support or service to help me understand it better.

No. Goodbye

...aaand scene.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

The 9 to 5 didn't fit like the hand me downs. Me & a corporate office are oil & water. If I run out of problems to solve, i'll cause 'em. (That's trauma). Calm in the chaos like a war reporter.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Andrew Tate's fight is arguably the most laughable shit show I think i've ever seen. It makes KSI & them look like Mayweather. I've genuinely, without hyperbole- seen better fights outside Byker Spoons on Shield's Road.

Shit looked like a slap fight between cheer leaders.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

If a man tells you who he is. Believe him.

All about power and control.

Politicians are supposed to be servants of their electorate. Well paid fucking admin bods, not "leaders".

Sheep need led.
Wolves pray on sheep.

[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

If I was in power I would have had him dragged out of there on live tv and deported straight away. Set an example from the get go so that deterrent policies are enough to stop these criminals and criminal activities in the first place. My zero tolerance policies will create the fear needed to make them think more than twice! 🫡🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Its wild how ppl, who i assumed had a brain- are swept up in the Islamaphobia being sponsored across social media.

And such inconsistent condemnation.

As an atheist I think yr all as fkn retarded as each other but I don't hate you unless y'r also a cunt.

Stop being a cunt.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Nah. Im with Will Smith on this one.

Also, what fucking retard put robots fighting humans in the add? Wild how seemingly intelligent people ok'd that decision. How does the human win?

Seriously... we should probably work that one out before its too late.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Is there anything funnier then watching people try to one up Grok?

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

Ppl are glazing Ed Sheeran for not having a phone!?

I met him a cpl times as a bairn. Proper nice guy but he don't have a phone because he can afford not too.

Why any cunt would actively choose this episode of black mirror is beyond me.

Gimmie the cabin in the woods ay day.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

I remember when Twitter was hilarious. First couple years of hot takes & one liners from friends, celebs & public commentators.

These days it's endless Genocide, racism, political gas lighting & porn bots.

Edging ever closer to the brick phone.

[Stig @StigOfTheDumpUK]

It's beyond wild to me that everyone has moved on from Covid.

All that death & theft.

Nuclear bomb shell after nuclear bomb shell... not one single arrest for anyone... unless you were protesting or breaking pointless lockdown mandates.

I feel like I've lost my fucking mind.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

MALONE: “The [biodistribution] data that were submitted to the FDA were edited … The actual images were edited. Can you comment on that please?”

PFIZER: “Pfizer does not have a further comment other than we did work in close consultation with the FDA”

MALONE: “Fascinating”