A Life Coach, Exhorter, Visionary, Teacher, Theatre Person who is quite poised on Understanding the Ordinances of Heaven & Setting Their Dominions... Job 38:33
@vdmempire need to use this to teach the children there.
🇳🇬 Nigeria's A–Z of Political Wahala (2025 Edition)
A — Akpabio: Master of off-the-mic Senate allocations.
B — Bola Ahmed Tinubu: Jagaban of one-chance governance, yacht connoisseur.
C — Chris Ngige: Retired dancing minister, now a motivational speaker.
D — Dino Melaye: Senator, singer, and drama department head.
E — El-Rufai: Short in height, tall in demolition experience.
F — Fani-Kayode: Defection Olympics gold medallist.
G — Ganduje: Dollar-in-caparro video kingpin.
H — Hope Uzodinma: Supreme Court's gift to democracy.
I — Ibikunle Amosun: Ogun’s cap-wearing overlord.
J — Jonathan Goodluck: The gentle man who lost power like NEPA.
K — Kayode Fayemi: Smooth-talking, face-saving technocrat.
L — Lai Mohammed: Minister of fiction and folklore.
M — Muhammadu Buhari: Eight years of sleep mode governance.
N — Nasir El-Rufai: Kaduna's demolition chief, north’s headache.
O — Orji Uzor Kalu: From prison to Senate like it’s MMM.
P — Peter Obi: Market price analyst and town hall, different from balablu.
Q — Qudus Shobowale: Placeholder for your nearest LG chairman.
R — Remi Tinubu: Nigeria’s First Lady and unofficial National Mother-in-Law. Knows your business before you do.
S — Sani Abacha: Still wired $ to Nigeria from the underworld.
T — Tinubu again: Because Naija can’t stop Jagaban from trending.
U — Uba Sani: Kaduna’s land-use tax maestro.
V — Victor Oye: APGA’s forever National Chairman.
W — Wike: Landlord of FCT, daily commissioner reshuffler.
X — Xenophobic Leaders: Masters of scaring investors.
Y — Yakubu Mahmood: INEC’s vote-counting illusionist.
Z — Zamfara Bandit Negotiators: Government-backed meeting organizers in the bush.
Nigeria — where A–Z isn’t an alphabet, it’s a documentary.
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